Sunday, March 29, 2009

Bad day part 2!(Even worst!)

Well here's part 2 of my two bad days.

Friday

It starts off like any other day, mom wakes me up a little late and I have to rush to get to school on time. Thank the lord I made it before the first bell rang. I started off with a thesis block to get some parts of my thesis done but I was interrupted with that because of the Fulbright group visiting the school. For those people out there with no clue as of to what the Fulbright group is, its an organization that sponsors foreign exchange students to go to college abroad here in the states. I met a dude from Israel(well, somewhere near it), a dude from Ukraine(the country I'm currently doing my thesis paper on), a dude from Singapore(my personal favorite), and two girls who I forgot where they came from. I am sorry, Short term memory people. So we talked about things, life, our little rinky-dink state and other things.
Overall it was an awesome experience.
After that block, things went back to group work. After that block things went downhill in a hurry. For the past 2 weeks, The whole "game" that me and my friends have been playing(well mostly my friends) has gotten more and more retarded and violent that its funnier everytime i watch. But, when my so-called friend Aaron decides to jump me for no reason in the lunch line and then act like nothing happened, that's when payback is in order. So after I eat and he eats I catch him when he least expects it. Thats when things get bad. He starts chasing me. I go to my english class on the third floor to hide and it works for about 2 minutes.
I don't leave the class till I think he's really gone. After that I head downstairs and I blend in with some other people. That works for about 3 minutes. Then he finds me again. Thats when things get Worst! Aaron had his own little posse ready to get me for no reason and he actually hits me like 3 times but no one lese does anything. At that exact moment, something snapped in me. I got so angry at the guy it wasn't even funny. I chased him and when I caught up to him, I just pushed him. He starts his usual shit talk while I'm ready to go head up and just beat the shit out of him. Out of nowhere two of my friends pull me back and say its not worth it, I get a full on lecture from like 5 people saying not to do it(all except hector who told me to go do it).
Out of nowhere, my gym teacher Mr. Roy came along and told me to come with him. I did. At that moment I thought to myself that this wasn't good. But I was wrong. Oh man was I happy to be wrong. He talked me out of my anger and called Aaron in to explain what happened. Turns out he was just "playing". In my mind I was still amp'd but I finally let my anger go. I got to my spanish class late and I just sat in my seat with a very gloomy and down look on my face. It stayed like that for the entire class. Nobody had seen me so angry before. Not one person. Thats the only thing that makes me feel embarrased and stupid.
After spanish I went to my next class but I got called out again with the rest of the juniors for SAT prep. It was interesting to hear all our oppinions on the SAT's. The rest of the day went by smooth and easy.
There you go people, A 2-parter blog showing 2 bad days that I had. Lets just hope monday isn't as bad. Oh boy.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Bad day part 1

Okay, now I'm goanna tell you about the past two days before today. Alot happened and I got pretty lazy and didn't write anything on the blog so here it is. Part 1.

Thursday.

Starts off a normal day, things go well as they usually do. All day my friends continue their little game where they just jump eachother and slap eachother in the head. its fun at times but its kinda stupid to me. I just watch from the sides but its whatever. After lunch things get kind of weird though (not as weird as what i'm about to tell you). An hour goes by and before I go to my last class, I go and visit my old english class. I'm messing around with my ex to kill some time but things get carried away and just as i'm about to leave, she pushes me on my ass and the unthinkable happens. I seriously don't know how this happened and this is still a mystery to me, but...................my pants ripped. LITERALLY!!
This was a front rip next to my right leg. It went from the side of my fly to like the half-way point of my thigh. OMG!! It was sooo embarrassing words can't even explain it(no words at all!). I walked my shameful ass out of the class and I skipped my gym class(FUCK!!!). I went to the office to get some safety pins but no luck. I ended up in the after school office where my principal found me and helped me by finding me some safety pins. it didn't really help. So I took the elevator to the next floor.
I had nowere to go, my mom couldn't come get me, and I was alone. Then out of nowhere, A teacher came along and saw what happened. She actually offered to help my sorry ass and fixed my ripped pants. I swear I owe that teacher a truckload of graditude. I will never forget that moment for the rest of my natural born life!(and i'm sure the 20 or so witnesses won't either,you know who you are).
After school Things got better though. As i'm walking to go pick up my check, I get hit up by my friend cindy sayin that she found someone for me(she promised she was goanna help me out eith my girl problems). This girl is amasing, she's perfect!(too bad she shares the same name as my ex though. Fuck it). It was some good news on a bad day. Then I see my little library buddy jessica. She was locked out of her house. So I walked with her for the moment till I left her to walk to her friends house. after that, I got paid, went home and took a really long nap.
Bad day part 1 people. Part 2 is even worst!(To be continued)

Lamborghini on Broad street??!!!





Ok, so instead of dumbing down two exciting days that I didn't write about, I'm goanna tell you guys about today first(then if I don't get lazy, I'll tell you about thursday and friday). Fair enough? Good.


Ladies and Gentlemen, you will not believe me when i say that I saw a lamborghini, yea I said it, A lamborghini on broadd street today. A bright yellow with matching rims lamborghini gallardo was driving and eventually parked outside of my barbershop today. Oh my lord!! That car is even more beautiful up close!! A car that you can gaurantee you will never see being driven in providence let alone on broad street was seen. Damn that car is low! (too many exclamation points). Its kind of ironic too because I was having a talk with my friend cesar about Lambos the other day in class. He actually said that if he had to choose between a girl and that car he would choose the lambo. No lie, and I quote "I would spend more time with the car than the girl, I'd be wife'd up to the car".

I can't blame him, I'd do the same thing. That car is beautiful! After that little experience I traveled to warwick for the day with the family. Nothing special, all day I thought of a special someone though. (I'll explain who that is in the next part of this ongoing blog though). Other than that my friends, that was it for saturday march 28th.

LAMBORGHINI'S RULE!!!!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Generosity, Curiosity, And just straight Randonmness(with a little bit of annoying)

This very unusual story begins this morning. I wake up to find some bags on the kitchen floor filled with fruit punch and I'm thinking to myself "I'm going to put this away before dad sees me". Idk what got into me at that moment but I just did it. After I did that I did my regular morning routine and then went to school.
Today was supposed to be the day that my group filmed our video for our project but we didn't get to it. Then during lunch I get jumped by my douche of a friend Aaron for no reason in the lunch line, then again before we went to class. Omg my head hurt after that beating! After lunch I went to my thesis block and started revising my thesis paper(after a long ass lecture from Mrs. geller on how much I need to revise it). After the thesis block, It was GYM TIME!! Today we started bowling and boy did I suck at it(well I wasn't that bad). Overall it was a fun gym class.
After school came and I started talking to this new girl elizabeth(Man she's hot!!), we hit it off right away, and I can tell she thinks i'm cool. yes I am tooting my own horn TOOT TOOT!!
After I leave school I go to broad street and head to the chinese place to get some food for work when all of a sudden I see 3 familiar people. 1 of those people I see everyday at school-sayumi, the next was one of my besties for life-Karen, and last but not least was my other good friend and boy was I happy to see her at last!-Carla! Things were pretty random when I saw them, especially carla cause I didn't get to say one word to her at all, not even a Hi or a Bye. I'm a douche. It was still good to see her though(but I still pictured her a little bit taller though,but she's still cool).
Work today was pretty funny yet tiring. The volunteer guy, brandon, is one cool dude. I get along with him more than any other person in that library. Funny shit happens when we're in the mix. Everything is going smoothly until I go on my break, I bring him along. As we're leaving the library, I see my future fuck buddy jessica. I let her walk ahead as me and brandon talked more. As we get to our destination, I call her before she gets out of my sight and lay one on her before she leaves(when I say "lay one on her" I mean kiss her people). I did it about 4 times before I let her leave in one peace. No questions were asked.
After we get what we need brandon sees a friend of his own and they just start actin like straight fools! i haven't seen something so funny on the streets in a while. hahahahahahahaha. We get back to the library we just keep actin like fools around the place without my bitchy supervisor noticing us. Time went by fast and then it was time to go home. I walked my ass to my little quiet suburb while actin stupid on the streets, Literally!! Jammin to drake while walking in my own little world is fun(don't get me wrong).
Thats how my day went, from bowling in gym, to kissing a girl on the cold streets. WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

HAHAHAHA





















Let me ask you something, have you ever seen a grown man wear Ugg boots? please tell me. I did, and boy was that weird and so fucking funny. I saw this in the movie I love you man which i finally got to see and it was worth spending $10 to. The humor in that movie is unexplainable.

"I need some fucking friends"
-Paul Rudd









Other than that movie It was pretty much a typical saturday. new Hollister shirt and all. I get home like around 9 only to find that my uncle show up like 2 minutes later, and that man just talks and talks for hours and hours without end.(especially when he's drinking!). It started with a talk on baseball and then it escalated to a talk about my handicapped aunt(well she uses a cane) and her only son.



The thing about my cousin is that he doesn't know how to do anything for himself, and he's 15!! he can't even go walk 2 the bodega without his mom. Trust me, its not his fault. So my uncle just talked about it and talked about it and I got where he was comming from, I've done things on my own ever since I was 14 and I took my 1st bus ride to the mall alone.
He hasn't done that yet.
So now its yeriel to the rescue! I'm going to show this kid what he's been missing out for the past 15 years. This will probably be the best day of his life, LITERALLY!!. Family helps family out in times of need9and boy does he need help, MASSIVE HELP!). Don't get me wrong, he's a good kid, but there are times where mommy has to let go of his little boy and let him mature and do things on his own.
This is his time. oh yea!
Other than all of this life is really going by fast right now. I just signed up for SAT's in may and this is where I can't guess(alot) on answers(like i always do). So i got a month to prepare and I'm not looking foward to this, at all!. oh well.
"My shirt ain`t got no stripes, but I can make that pussy whistle."
-Drake
That is a timeless and very true quote for me. HAHAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOO.
hehehe

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Waxer Heritage(and the worlds smallest Ipod!)




So yesterday I went to the mall in hopes of finding and buying a new hollister shirt i've been looking at. I manage to find it only to be told I can't buy it because it costs $50. So what, everything else in that store is in the range of $20 to $80. I was mad but i got over it, and settled on this weeks new T-shirt. its navy (like every other tee i've bought from there except 1) and it has a little surfer dude on the left and on the right it says "hand made boards". Its a pretty cool shirt but i wanted the scripps pier shirt.


I swear, by next saturday i'll have it. Thats a mando! other than that i'd just like to appreciate the uniqueness of hollister clothes. makes me wanna go street surfing. hahahahahahahaha-but thats why skateboarding was invented, but i mean it when i say hollister is the shit!! I don't care what anyone says that is my main store, but enough about that, i'm going to sidetrack the hollister talk for a second to talk about the new ipod. yes the new ipod. Apple has done it again with a new and weird ass ipod.


I swear when I first saw this in an e-mail I sarted laughing so hard i droped to the floor. Its literally the smallest ipod ever invented. Yeah sure it only goes up to 4 gigs but that thing is small. People go to the stores and check this out because this shit is shockingly funny but useful. (well thats if you can't afford a nano that is)


quote from The Transporter Frank Martin-"all rules have an exception, this one's mine". Wise words dude.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

ITS SO SAD!!


Oh god! I usually don't say this about movies but The notebook is SAD! It was amasingly awsome(for a chick flick). for months i've been hearing how good of a movie the notebook is so last monday i decide to see what the big deal about this movie is. i get it on wednesday and i watched it yesterday. it starts off kind of boring and i'm just waiting for something good to happen. As the movie progressed, I couldn't believe what was happening. I cried so much its not even funny, and i don't cry during movies unless its something extremely sad. My friend karen was hitting me up periodically saying lines from the movie and i just replied with different parts. People I am telling you, this movie is a true love story. I sometimes wish I could experience something like that. me and karen both. I am telling you, if you want to cry, watch the notebook. its an amazing love story. other than that, love either rocks or sucks Dick. Its mostly based on your feelings. oh well. by the way, if anyone calls me a bitch for watching a chick flick, they are the bitch. Yes, i watched the notebook, And i enjoyed it! And I CRIED! So what??!! REAL MEN CRY! WORD!(to your mother!)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

plan things out-THUROUGHLY!




Today was the worst. I swear things never go as I plan them. The deal was that today i would go see an advanced screening of the new movie "I love you man" with paul rudd and jason segel. Its supposed 2 be really funny from what i've heard, but a couple of days ago I told my friend karen i would take her to see watchmen today but she couldn't go and i had already called off work. so now i had nothing to do. then, my friend jose told me about the YIA(youth in action) sex ed class he always goes to( and naggs me to go to). so I finally caved in and went. I didn't tell my mom about the class because I felt like I didn't and they wouldn't call thinking i was at work. well guess what people,I WAS WRONG! This woman ends up calling me to see if i needed money for later and I didn't know what to tell her at the moment besides a lie. In the end i told her i wasn't going to work and that I really wasn't at work to begin with. She just spazzed for no apparent reason and in my head i'm just saying "go home". so thats exactly what i did. I get home only to get a long lecture that I have heard millions of times before. It all ended with me not being able to see the movie. Yeah i was pissed but that only shows you that things change when you least expect it. And parents are assholes!!! there i said it. i love these people but they really need to think on what they do. today's lesson: space off in a parent lecture. works every time.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

How do you tell a best friend the truth?

Just like the title says, How do you tell your best friend the truth? Simple, you just do it! slap some sense into the person no matter what it takes. I had to do that today with my friend jarely. She hits me up saying that she needs to talk to me and I listen to what she has to say. Its all about her ex cris who played her big time with one of my friends. the only reason this happened is because she lives in north carolina for the moment and he lives here. so we talk for about an hour or two about cris and how she has to let him go. it went on and on, the girl still wants the guy, BADLY. I tried knocking some sense into her and in reality it worked. I love this girl like a best friend and maybe a sister and i really didn't want to see her get hurt. At the same time, I have other feelings for her too. I have to think carefully about that though. Other than that, always tell your friends the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It helps set you free of all boundries and emotional pain you may be going through, or it just helps you out in a big way, but seriously if your gonna play someone, do it right. because in reality, cris did it so slopy and he's stupid for doing it too. Well, sucks for him. HAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Watchmen incident


Today was rough for me to begin with. Yesterday my girlfriend dumped me, OVER THE PHONE!!! what the fuck??!! That girl was my everything (for the moment), I did everyhthing i could to make it work but i guess it wasn't enough. back to today: my friend lesly(whose a guy) tells me that he wants to get my mind off of my dumping so i decide to go watch the Watchmen with him instead of alone. little did i know that he was bringing a friend, and it wasn't a guy. he brought this girl from my school. Now, i'm thinking to myself that this is kinda weird especially since i see this girl around sometimes with a guy. So I don't say anything since i'm a little bit pissed and sad. then I get even more pissed, about 5 minutes into the movie they start making out, WHAT THE FUCK!!! I just got dumped, the last thing i want to see is you 2 making out right next to me while i'm trying to watch this movie(which by the way is really awsome and i recomend it to everyone who reads this). Inside i just want to leave the theater and start crying, but i just sucked it in and watched the movie. They kept making out at random points during the movie and i just kept my anger to myself. The movie ends. I'm OD hungry so i buy something to eat. Things calm down a little bit(mostly me), lesly talks to me more about my dumping and how i shouldn't let it get to me and I just keep telling him that it isn't. After i ate, lesly decided to walk around the mall with this girl before we left,it was mayhem,the girl is 1 year older than me and she acts like a damn child! she literally pissed me off with her childish shit. I took so much shit from her its not funny. 9'o clock rolls around and we leave, me and lesly go to KP and he talks to me more about not getting a girlfriend and to live my life to the fullest. I really took that advice to the head. I hate to say it but i have to let my nice guy routine go and tap into my inner asshole if i want to see progress in my love life. oh well. the lesson of today(well there are 2 lessons to be learned):1. never ever ever ever come to the movies as a third wheel,2.along with money,sex makes the world go round(and keeps everyone sane). Believe it!

Friday, March 6, 2009

QUEST CREW!-ABDC CHAMPS!




This was the most awsomest season of America's best dance crew ever!! Quest crew fuckin blew the stage apart! heres a little story, i made a bet with my friend karen on who would win the show,Quest or beat freaks. whoever won gets anything from the other person(not anything anything but you get the point). she was so confident and cocky that she was gonna win the bet but i said not to count me out yet. yesterday came, i'm literally staring at the t.v so up close it could have burned my eyes. my heart was pounding in and out when they were going to decide the winner. then mario says the words "america's best dance crew is..................QUEST CREW!". I literally jumped 5 times and started goin wild like a dumbass. Quest crew simply demolished beat freaks. karen hits me up about 2 minutes later saying she's pissed and she hates the show, i just tell her that i won the bet,and alot of "i told you so's". It was hilarious, i blew up her little bubble of hope. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WON!!! QUEST CREW!!! ahhhh good times...good times.

Welcome you dopes!!!(no offense)

Welcome to my first blog! Today is the begining of a very long and die hard funny(i hope) journey. let me just start off with my info. name's Yeriel (its weird i know), 16 going on 17 on april 26th. i'm a junior attending feinstein high school,i work at a library (i really hate my job now!!),i'm an active aimer and texter,and i'm a partial skater. I really like hangin out with my friends and meeting new people at the same time (mainly girls,i love girls too much!!). other than what i've told you this is me. hit me up on aim-skatrnerd1 and Dumbfresh4(comming soon)