Friday, May 22, 2009

Abstract Thinking

So yeah, Its Friday nite people and its another week gone in May.

With this freakishly hot ass weather though, its just a sign that summer is officially here!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

The time of the year where cargo shorts are a mando and you see a girl wearing booty shorts almost everyday of the fucking week! I LOVE IT!

Especially being single.


Today was just a little preview of that.
It starts with me working in the freakish heat in order to finish the south side of the damn garden outside of my school because tomatoes needed to be planted. I swear it was tourture,but my bags of jolly ranchers helped me and my friends with the whole ordeal.
About an hour after we start more along second block salvation comes along, im the form of my cousin's 8th grade class!
FUCK YEAH!!
Me and my friends decided to let the 8th graders become slaves for a while and me and my friends just watched and "supervised" as they worked.
Later on in the day I figured out I have feelings for my friend Eunice but idk how i'm going to tell her yet.
Then again, theres always the direct approach.
Subtle
I left that thought alone for a while and then went to my spanish class which then turned into gym class because of the fact that I was the only kid in the class. WOOOOOOO!!!!
I kicked ass in bowling and beat Joaquin's high score-IN YO FACE BITCH!!
After bowling I went back to school to see Lesly there sitting with sayda and I decided to talk a little bit with him for a while. Its like everytime I talk to him I only talk about girls and getting laid. Ohhh boy. but he's still cool ppls.
Alas the end of the day came and I started my trek to work with Jonathan along with me.
Work today was boring as hell!!!
By the way, Sarah Pailin's family is FUCKING WEIRD!!
Tripp,Trigg, and Track are all WHITE Ass names!
Mickey D's is still the shit
My Ex has some-what of a temper like me
And for some reason I'm working on a list of girls I wanna make out with.
Thats comming along well.
Girls,Girls,Girls,Girls,Girls,Girls
Thats all I think about(Next to money that is).
hehehehehehe
"How does it feel to wake up to the feeling,knowing that I don't give a FUCK what you feelin"
-Charles Hamilton
hehehehe

Sunday, May 17, 2009

You Know What Else Is Going Around? Babies!!


Yeah,The Mayor joined the crew!



Well today has gone rather nonchalant for me.




I am so serious about what I say.




It starts off rushed because of my vounteer status at a plant sale down near the kfc. It was funny due to the humor me and my friends produced while doing our jobs. The shirts could've been a little bit darker and a lot less fruity too,but I digress. The day goes by slowly as we watch old people and hippies buy their plants and other necesities for their little gardens and what-not. My sales touch is rather rusty(eh who am I shitting I suck at selling!).








Later on in the day though, a man that we all know as the big man here in prov shows up to support the sale and my booth-The mayor. I shit you not people when I say this was the mayor in all his presence. I had the nerve to talk to him about the crappy roads that we have here in prov but that would've been unprofessional(the guy has a facebook by the way so look for him people). After peter and Malane pitch our Super Duper Water Barrels to The Mayor,he was really interested in them and I think we just bought Feinstein a good check in the future for these things we call Super Duper Water Barrels. It was awesome. Me and the crew even took a picture with the guy too(i'll post it up).






After the sale is done,I get a ride from Luis and I go home to take care of buisness.




Which is what i'm doing now.






"You know what else is going around? Babies!"


-Dane Cook






That quote kinda is true if you really look at it and look at everyone thats supposedly "sexually active". Its common,so common. I think this is why condoms were invented but niggas are too hard-headed or they just go at it too hard and shit happens but thats how it is.




But that ain't happening to me,ohhh Fuck No!




Heres another quote or 2.






"When life gives you lemons,You paint that shit gold!"


-Atmosphere


Classic!






Well maybe just one quote.






Dane cook is the funniest man alive, Right now i'm bussy schooling Karen in the shows she hasn't seen about him. I think she's only seen Retaliation and Vicious Circle. Noob! HAHAHAHAHA I still love her though.




Well this ends here and now. Later people!! (OH yeah 1 more thing,NO SCHOOL FOR FEINSTEIN!!)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

¡Viva La Gloria! (sort of)

Viva La Gloria, translation-live the glory.

Yeah its the name of one of the new songs on Green Day's new album, but I don't really give a shit on what it means.

I'm just goanna talk about friday and a little bit of today.

It started off well, my weekly reunion with all the seniors after a week of internships. I was glad to see them back again. I finally got my lazy ass in gear with my prom payment and I am officially goin 2 prom '09,WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I know i'm goanna have a hell of a time(even though i'm goin solo,but I diguest). After a couple of hugs and daps I went on to take care of buisness and went to the weekly junior meeting(oh and I forgot to mention,NO TEACHERS!!! HAHAHAAHAHA). The remaining teachers on my team decided to take the day off for some reason and the juniors were left in charge(and boy did we have a hell of a time). The meeting went smoothly and everyone went onto do their assignments(sort of).

Later on..........

Lunchtime rolls along. Everything's cool, untill things get taken too far.

The lunchline is hectic as usual and my friends take their joking to a high length. My friend(No names for now!) gets slapped in the back of the head and I get blamed for it as usual. After that things got carried away causing my hand to get smashed on a locker and me almost fighting my friend. The principal had a good talk with me and my friend. I can honestly say I almost got arrested yesterday.
Oh my god!
Thank god though the school officer wasn't in school yesterday. Me and my friend were left off clean and I went on with my day.


Gym class was weird but funny. It was bowling day! but because of my prom fee, I was broke and I needed money to bowl. So my gym teacher decided to start what he called a "Yeriel fund".
Nice one Roy.
So everyone spot me some money so I could bowl(thanks guys!). As soon as we got there, I noticed that there were three couples there bowling. Natasha-Joaquin,Belisa-Victor,and Carleen-Freddy. they were left to bowl their own lane. At that moment I though about my girlfriend Natalie. I was cool about it though.

After bowling, I headed to downtown for my last meeting for work and to see my girlfriend after what I consider to be a shitty ass week in our relationship. I wait a good 10 maybe 15 minutes before I see her and start feeling shitty inside. After 2 minutes with her I feel even more like shit. My friend Cindy gives me a couple of good hits in before she leaves. Then Natalie gives me an intro to her friend who I forgot the name to. She then looks at me and says some things that I may deserve but it still hurt. It was official, I felt like shit enitrely.

I was about to leave with the mondo amount of shame that I then had but Natalie cheered me up by saying it was ok now. I still felt like shit. It was at that moment that I felt like she deserves better than my bummy ass,But I was still glad she was still with me.
I wonder what I'm doing right.
Her bus then came and we had to go our separate ways for now. I continued off to my meeting. It was a good way to end the year. I finally won employee of the fucking month!!! FUCK YEA!! It felt good,but now my days are numbered and I stop working on the second week of june. Nice way to start the summer.
Came home all hot and heavy(this weather is RETARTED!!), and threw some shorts on and bought me some chinese food and called it a day.
Saturday
BORING!!
Taken is an awesome movie
My girlfriend Natalie is awesome and I'm not giving her up for anything
Prom '09!
Girls need men,Men need women. I don't know who needs more but I have a pretty good clue as to who does need who more(GIRLS NEED MEN!!)
Oh and don't open your closets,There is some FUCKED UP SHIT IN THERE!!
-Dane Cook

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Beam Me Up!


(The great Captain Kirk)








Well as you all know the new Star Trek movie just came out and its supposedly the #1 movie in america(like every other movie out right now but this one deserves it).




Now don't take me as a geek people, I have never been interested in Star Trek in my life(well except for the series that came out back in 2003 but I was in middle school), but the movie looked good. The trailers were attention-grabing and I almost remember the entire cast's name by heart(I don't know why,they're good). This was one of those movies that I really wanted to see.




And boy did this movie deliver!




As soon as the movie starts, The action starts. A full-on battle between 2 starships, one bigger than the other. Of course, the small U.S.S kelvin was destroyed with not even a dent on the bad guy's ship. Then we just go onto a couple of years later where James T. Kirk is flirting at a bar with a Starfleet academy hottie(don't ask me how I know this people cause I don't know either), then out of nowhere we see bodies flying and bottles breaking and James Kirk getting his pathetic ass kicked. He's later apporached by his soon to be Captain Pike on enlisting in Starfleet(like the douchebags who were kicking his ass were). After that he decides to enlist to see what it would be like(before we intervene to see who Spock is).




Three years later.




Nothing changes,Kirk is still his old self up to no good and almost getting nowhere in the academy. Him and his friend Leonard A.K.A Bones are just getting by as it is. Kirk's trouble lands him on discharge instead of being assigned a ship. Old Bones then feels simpathetic on his buddy staying on earth so he takes him with him onboard the U.S.S Enterprise. Blah blah blah I don't want to bore you with side details. After Kirk tells Pike about an attack on a planet called Vulcan(Spock's home planet), They head off to stop the attack by the people who destroyed the little ship in the beginning of the movie. It goes well for a while before the planet is swalloed whole by a black hole. After that its the beginning of an unexpected and kinda steemy relationship between Spock and Uhura(the hottie from the beginnig of the movie).




Later on Spock and Kirk go at it and as usual,Kirk gets his ass kicked. After a couple of scenes of an angry alien and an old Spock, Kirk finally becomes captain and stops the destruction of earth and is finally recognised as Captain by everyone at Starfleet. Overall it was an awesome movie, Kirk could've learned how to fight though. Watching him get his ass kicked was just disappointing for me.




After the movie, I went to warwick to buy my new Nike Solo flights but my family decided to take a detour to T.J max for who knows what reason. Stayed there for about 2 hours(which pissed me off a bit). That also was the start of the constant insults from my parents which got me more pissed. After we get to the mall, my mom starts to complain about my pants slightly saggin and starts to lift up my shirt over and over till I shove her hand slightly away from my shirt and then she starts to complain saying "don't push me" and my dad is like "watch what you do!". This enrages me so that I walk off to buy my sneakers alone and them talking their shit behind my back as usual but I didn't care.




After I bought my sneakers, I catch up with an old RISD friend of mine. It was good to see him again. Alas, the mall was closing and I had to high tail it back ot the car. As i'm leaving, my parents just talk about how I don't think about anyone but myself and how I don't care about anything. That shit only pisses me off even more! This is shit that is not supposed to be said! Especially by my parents! I went home with a supposed guilty conscience and just gathered my thoughts for the rest of the night.




It was a long,good/bad day for me and it only made me wonder and anticipate the day I leave for college,because then i'll be free! My own life to myself! Those are goanna be the greatest days of my life,but till then i'll just go with the flow here.




How do yo get over heartbreak? Anyone know the answer to that? Go ahead,take your time with this. LMFAOO!! hehehe
Girls need attention,while boys need girls. Nice scenerio.






Tuesday, May 5, 2009

When It Rains,Your Slow

Ohhhhh Boy

I got that feeling again, A feeling that I really don't like but is there for no aparent reason.

That feeling is:Stupidity(well its more like two feelings because I feel lost as well but its whatever).


It all started yesterday. Dude, let me tell you that yesterday was not an awesome day for me. I walk to school early in the morning to find a Rhode Island Blood Drive truck parked in the school parking lot. That wasn't good news at all for me. I say that for one reason only:This time,I had to donate. Keyword:Had, which in my science teacher's psycotic brain means Mandatory! he actually said It was actually a grade for me to donate blood(not just me but every Junior on my team). I swear to you people that I was about to shit my pants when I was about to do it. Tears were starting to form on my eyes and that isn't good.
But.........
I took it like a man and did what I had to do. I did the deed and had a water bottle full of blood sucked out of me. Oh sure you don't feel it but there are times where you don't feel your arm when you do it, It makes you think if your arm is loosing feeling.
So yeah, I did it. My arm was sore. I ate my graham teddy bears and chugged 2 bottles,Yes 2 bottles of water(a first for me because it was in less than 2 hours too). BOOYAH!
After the whole man-made vampire session, I went to spanish class only to fall half asleep during the class because of how tired I was. I ended up waking up like 5 minutes before the class was over., I'm still in shock that my spanish teacher let me sleep that long(she probably felt bad for me). The rest of the day went by quick. Work was so stupid I couldn't bear it. Came home only to have 3 people yell at me for no reason. Fuck it .
Later on I decide to hit a friend of mines up.
What I didn't know was that she was in a very pissy mood, but I never noticed it. She finally told me and I just said that I'll leave her alone and hit her up later,But she just keeps on going till she just finally says,and I quote: "Don't hit me up anymore". I felt like shit after that, I try to be a good person and a good friend to everyone I know but this girl always seems to think I'm doing something wrong or if I'm acting stupid(well that how I see it,she'll probably think otherwise). She really does make me feel stupid sometimes though.
-"Don't try to be friends with everyone" Karen
(Thanks for the quote.By the way people it isn't karen that i'm talking about befor e the quote).
That popped into my mind after I ended the convo yesterday. Thanks Karen(That and my BFF Jarely,she's the fucking best! ILY DUDE)
After all of that, I got a phone call from someone very special to me and for the rest of the nite we talked about baby names for girls(strange I know). We came up with alot of great names until I said 1 that really got to me,Edith. My friend loved it but all it did was make me remember my fallen friend. I actually cried a little. She understood, we both lost someone we cared about alot. that's why she's special to me. After that it was goodnight for me.
Today can only be dscribed as BORING!!!! AHHHHHHH(but I diguest)
Star Trek on friday people! anyone in? Hit me up-skatrnerd1,Iamlasers
Plus movie tickets to a really funny ass movie-The Hangover- on the 20th,Hit me up for those too(And people,come to me if you wanna see Terminator Salvation early...BUT, You gotta pay for that)
Hehehehe

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I'M BACK DAMNIT!

Guess whose back! (Sorry for the hiatus).

I swear I am lazy,and I mean the definition of lazy. I've wanted to write about so many things in the past few weeks but my laziness and my busy schedule has prevented me from doing so. All I gotta say is that I've been through alot in a record of 2 weeks, from finding out that I may repeat my junior year,to my 17th birthday(I really wanted to write on that day,April 26th was the day).




I'll just start off by talking about yesterday which was saturday of course. It was HELL!! It all started with the oh-so retarted and DUMB HARD AND LONG SAT test. God I swear to you people that test is murder. I spent 5 hours(YES 5 HOURS!) in a double room taking a test that is by far the hardest thing i've ever done in my life, And all I got in between sections is a 5-minute break that seemed like it was 2. My brain,back,and anything else I could think of was hurting me for some reason after the test. All I wanted to do was lay down on my bed and have someone walk on my back(I had someone in mind but I didn't think that person wanted to walk on my back but to do somehting else,ahahahaha).



So I decided to go see X-Men Origins:Wolverine, and Boy! was that a good movie! Every moment was filled with action and alot of claw marks (Then Will.i.am died,sucks to be him). Other than that It was an awesome movie. After all of that I just went home and ate dinner. It was a pretty suckish saturday(Wolverine helped a little bit but not too much).


That was saturday


Today is SOOOOO BORING! I haven't done a thing today except talk to my friends on AIM and look up sneakers that I can buy. This sucks ass,but I don't care(I'm lying).



For now, Enjoy the new look and look foward to more updates each week, But for now...enjoy the smooth stylings of Karens weird drawing that she made in spanish class!

(Theres another one but I can't find it,sorry!)